1 Liter Nalgene

If you’re struggling to see the correlation of pop-up culture and social precariousness, keep forgetting which port your boat is moored in, have no kids you can blame your headache on or get inexplainably angry at the sight of a Fiat Panda; you might be dehydrated. Apparently even just 2% dehydration takes a toll on your brain function — but we departed from the product here. It’s a bottle, it holds 1 liter of liquid, it’s made in the USA, it’s BPA free and it will last a long long time. Depending on previous dehydrated decisions you made, it might actually outlast you.